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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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