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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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