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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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