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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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