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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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