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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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