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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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