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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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