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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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