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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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