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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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