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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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