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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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