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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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