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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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