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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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