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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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