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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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