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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dessert pairs well with Chow Mein?

Mandarin oranges.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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