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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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