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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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