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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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