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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

Completely by "chants"

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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