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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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