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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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