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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Which fruit is a good dessert after eating Chow Mein?

Mandarin oranges.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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