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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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