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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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