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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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