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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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