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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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