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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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