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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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