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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What do you call someone who only believes 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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