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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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