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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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