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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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