What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Which fruit is a good dessert after eating Chow Mein?

Mandarin oranges.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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