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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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