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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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