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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Which prison does the glee club repeat the lyrics to each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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