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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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