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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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