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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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