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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Akiva Lane
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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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