Pictures:

What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

404

What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

2411

Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

2221

If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

304

How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

1144

Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

2590

What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

1960

How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

1805

What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

1717

What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

138

What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

2345

Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

2746