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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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