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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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