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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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