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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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