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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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