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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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