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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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