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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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