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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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