Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

137
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

2171
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

1935
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

616
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

2629
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

1593
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

479
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

785
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

2307
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

1759
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

1527
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

1826