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What do you call online support for barbers?

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

3118

What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

2397

What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

2129

Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

1343

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

1069

What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

1960

Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

1883

How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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