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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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