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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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