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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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