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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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