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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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