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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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