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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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