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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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