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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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