Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

2042
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

1962
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

840
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

1674
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

398
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

2713
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

2700
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

241
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

1103
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

633
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

40