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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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