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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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