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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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