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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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